I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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