Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Randomize
