I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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