I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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