He kissed a someone with a penis
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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