Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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