I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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