Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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