Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so let's talk penis.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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