Dual....:-)
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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