Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
last night I used snow as a chaser
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