I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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