I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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