He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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