Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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