Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
