Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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