Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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