He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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