Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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