sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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