I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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