u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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