More tranny stories later!
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
