My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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