think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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