I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
