Where is the hickey?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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