What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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