I think I just saw someone hide a body.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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