Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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