Where did you get a picture of my penis
What did we do last night that was yellow?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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