i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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