I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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