If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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