i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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