He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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