dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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