i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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