What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
