had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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