are you still at the devil's house?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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