just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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