Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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