We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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