But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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