I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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