Do you still have your period?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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