Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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