You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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