You're so nebulous sometimes
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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