My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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