I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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