Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
