this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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