It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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