The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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