Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I pour the whiskey from now on
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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