Im at strip club and am horny
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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