we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
MIDGETS
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Fuck me I smell like cheese
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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