well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
last night I used snow as a chaser
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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