We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
The air was thick with penises
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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